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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 28, 2006 12:34:37 GMT -5
Sad but true, every last one.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 28, 2006 7:27:12 GMT -5
Excellent.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 26, 2006 7:22:16 GMT -5
;Dgroan
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 13, 2006 10:32:00 GMT -5
I guess I am health concious.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 13, 2006 7:56:36 GMT -5
That kid is a genius, no matter what the report card said.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 10, 2006 12:49:06 GMT -5
Thats great...
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 7, 2006 8:50:45 GMT -5
I see her every time I go to Wal Mart.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 19, 2006 7:16:27 GMT -5
I bet she is more than "qualified" to be the wife of whoever bought her that car.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 16, 2006 7:32:30 GMT -5
Gross. Funny, but gross.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 15, 2006 12:12:51 GMT -5
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 15, 2006 12:01:05 GMT -5
Gross. That is hilarious.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 15, 2006 7:31:34 GMT -5
How true. I think I'll run this past the family attorney.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 12, 2006 14:54:22 GMT -5
Gross.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jun 1, 2006 7:53:32 GMT -5
Ask a third grader with a brand new joke book!
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 31, 2006 7:37:12 GMT -5
Gross.
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 26, 2006 10:27:33 GMT -5
Disappointment is a cruel mistress.
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 23, 2006 7:50:13 GMT -5
Thats great! I used to be bored to death on those Target runs to Clarksville, but now Bass Pro is right across the street. She knows where to find me...
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 18, 2006 10:41:14 GMT -5
A groaner!
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 18, 2006 9:39:48 GMT -5
That text is from ordinance 1912-32 in the Man Code.
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Post by chicobrownbear on May 18, 2006 7:10:09 GMT -5
Good ones! You guys are killin me. LOL x 10 ;D ;D The first time I saw that cat carrier picture they had to pick me up off the floor. "stabilization screw" got me good.
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