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Post by chicobrownbear on Oct 26, 2006 14:30:24 GMT -5
The Half-Wit
A man owned a large farm in Iowa. The State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there are my hired hands. One has been with me for four years; the other for three. I pay them each $600 a week, plus free room and board.The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He takes home $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every week to keep him going," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," said the agent.
The farmer said, "That would be me."
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Post by chicobrownbear on Oct 25, 2006 12:00:40 GMT -5
Looks like BSUTravis.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Oct 13, 2006 10:21:33 GMT -5
Drinking and guns do not mix.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Oct 5, 2006 13:22:50 GMT -5
I saw those guys at the check in last year.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Oct 10, 2006 14:05:28 GMT -5
Ha Hah!
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Post by chicobrownbear on Sept 21, 2006 13:39:01 GMT -5
It doesn't hurt to have an ISPA sticker.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Sept 19, 2006 7:08:27 GMT -5
Gross.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Sept 12, 2006 8:23:54 GMT -5
Tip your waitress, he's here all night.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Sept 12, 2006 7:25:33 GMT -5
Poor Vandershank.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 25, 2006 9:41:02 GMT -5
She's fine with the machete. Mice are another story.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 25, 2006 7:26:31 GMT -5
I'll take all the advice I can get, I'm getting ready to jump on that grenade March 3.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 23, 2006 7:43:26 GMT -5
Man thats a good one. Math was never my strong suit.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 15, 2006 12:09:59 GMT -5
Used to burn the B dubs up at BSU. Its no longer there.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 11, 2006 12:37:11 GMT -5
Oh man I remember that episode like it was yesterday. I laughed until I was sick!
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 11, 2006 10:03:30 GMT -5
Oh I get it, because the toilet paper aisle features the sound of your mother pounding on the bathroom door and yelling "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE TUSTI!" ;D
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 10, 2006 7:34:53 GMT -5
Excellent.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 8, 2006 10:41:07 GMT -5
YES! that is wonderful.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Aug 7, 2006 7:27:17 GMT -5
I see no less than two HI members anxiously awaiting one of those calls so that they can leave that message. (and then sleep on the couch.)
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 29, 2006 19:01:01 GMT -5
Looks like a mafia hit to me.
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Post by chicobrownbear on Jul 28, 2006 10:32:01 GMT -5
Ouch. Now do you turn that in on homeowners or will the car insurance cover all that?
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