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Post by RiverJim on Dec 24, 2006 7:28:13 GMT -5
Story Time!
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Post by RiverJim on Dec 24, 2006 7:29:52 GMT -5
(Ihad to post like this or I get kicked off)
Twas the night B-4 Christmas & all through the house, The only creature stirring is fuzzy the louse.
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Post by RiverJim on Dec 24, 2006 7:33:24 GMT -5
Maw in her nighty and he in his tighty whiteys had just settled in for a game of left or righty. When out on the lawn tere arose such a clatter, so fuzzy jumps up and steps in dog matter. He slides to the window, in fresh doggy poo............and who will be next to type what he do?
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Post by bsutravis on Dec 24, 2006 8:19:06 GMT -5
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The coons on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Ate leftover KFC chicken from the trash cans below,
When, what to his blood-shot eyes should appear,
But a 4-wheel drive pick-up with dually in the rear.
It carried an internet site manager, wearing a brown camo hoodie,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Woody.
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Post by fuzzyhoyt on Dec 24, 2006 11:10:06 GMT -5
More rapid the poop pains, his cursing it came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name...
HEY! RIVERJIM, HEY! BSUTRAVIS, HEY! DECATUR and JSTALLJON! *&@* YOU! SOLOHUNTER, *&% YOU! STEINY, *&$# YOU! 911 and HOYT1166......
as fast as leaves from a hurricane fly, when met with the obstacle he let a few shots FLY!!!
So to the TWO HOLER, cursing he flew, to find the Outhouse shrink wrapped with ST. WOODMASTER standing there too.............................................................
WHO"S NEXT!!!!! LET'ER RIP TATER CHIPS!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Fuzzy
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Post by Woody Williams on Dec 24, 2006 13:24:39 GMT -5
As the reindeer team flew through the heaven, Santa noticed that Woodmaster pulled out his 1187. Before Santa could rein them in, He heard several shots through the din, Rudolph went down with a slug through his chest, Then all of a sudden so did all the rest, Before he knew it Santa got hit by a shot. One shot was enough as that is all that he got. And Woodmaster exclaimed, ”I got that old goomer”. What was I to do as he was breaking an entering, besides that Rudolph is a dandy Booner." As he was whipping out his tape to measure his kills. He saw some lights flashing from over the hills. What did he spy as they came on the scene, It was Mig, Buster, ICOWinchel and Greedeem.  NEXT….. |
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Post by bsutravis on Dec 25, 2006 2:14:30 GMT -5
Woodmaster shook in his boots as the CO's gathered round,
They were dressed all in green, with a few spots of brown,
Citations galore as they stood next to some birch,
MIG yelled, "skip the paperwork" and he began the cavity search.
Woodmaster grimmaced in pain as each orifice explored,
Buster chuckled to himself as the other CO's roared.
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Post by RiverJim on Dec 25, 2006 11:33:01 GMT -5
Now out came the cuffs and night sticks and tazers,
Woodmasters, eye's they light up like lazers.
Then the man in the green, with the last name of Deem,
had then noticed the tropheys that lay at the scene.
And the great big ol sack that was tied up so tight,
he knew in a flash this must be the night.............
NEXT
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Post by Woody Williams on Dec 25, 2006 12:49:31 GMT -5
Then all of a sudden it rang like a gong,
MIG exclaimed" I think we are wrong."
Not to be out done,
ICOWinchell said, “Woodmaster is not the one,”
We are really after River Jim,
But catching him cleanly is pretty slim,
He is slicker than snot ,
as he said he wont get caught,
But we heard someone say,
He has Santa’s stuff on eBay.
So back in their SUV they all jumped in,
And drove down the road to see River Jim…
NEXT…
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Post by RiverJim on Dec 26, 2006 11:52:47 GMT -5
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Dec 27, 2006 7:45:12 GMT -5
And on Christmas day I drove to the jail to pay you-all's bail.
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