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Post by shootsa410 on Feb 17, 2006 7:18:32 GMT -5
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,...................... Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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Post by Decatur on Feb 17, 2006 7:34:33 GMT -5
That my friend, is FUNNY!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Feb 17, 2006 8:39:55 GMT -5
410, I think you're ready for prime-time. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Woody Williams on Feb 17, 2006 9:10:19 GMT -5
When a woman wears leather clothing,
A man's heart beats quicker,
His throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins the think irrationally.
Ever wonder why? v v v v v v v v v V Because she smells like a new truck!
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Post by Woody Williams on Feb 17, 2006 9:20:13 GMT -5
An elderly couple were attending church when about halfway through the service she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas. What should I do?"
Her husband leans over to her and replies, "When we get home put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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