To be a good liberal...

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
> demand.
>
> 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and
> governments create prosperity.
>
> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
> are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
> Chinese and North Korean communists.
>
> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding
>
> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
> soccer moms driving SUV's.
>
> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
> homosexual is natural.
>
> 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
> federal funding
>
> 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
>
> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.
>
> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
>
> 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
> money making, "The Passion Of The Christ" just for financial gain only.
>
> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain
parts of the Constitution.
>
> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
>
> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.
Lee, and Thomas Edison.
>
> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
> quotas and set-asides are not.
>
> 16. (My personal favorite) You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is
totally normal and a very nice person.
>
> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
>
> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
> but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
>
> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
> transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected,
and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
>
> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
> Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States
>
> 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing conspiracy