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Post by jstalljon on Oct 21, 2005 11:38:20 GMT -5
Sorry Woody...beat you to it today! Was driving in Mishawaka the other night, and HAD to take a picture of this... This just caught my wife and I's funny bone and we laughed the whole way home. I think I'll trade mine in for some with smaller lobes and less hair! ;D Obviously the "W" had burnt out for those of you who don't have a Men's Wearhouse near you...   |
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Post by Woody Williams on Oct 21, 2005 13:18:46 GMT -5
That is a good one.  I could use a new set of ears.. I've worn mine out with too much gun shooting in my younger days without hearing protection on.
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Post by Woody Williams on Oct 21, 2005 13:20:16 GMT -5
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
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