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Post by Woody Williams on Aug 26, 2005 12:41:49 GMT -5
710A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there”……………. . Scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by bigugly on Aug 26, 2005 14:00:18 GMT -5
Who comes up with this stuff? Whoever it is they have a great imagitination
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Post by Woody Williams on Aug 26, 2005 15:42:32 GMT -5
The Best break-up letter so far
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope along; with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the HECK you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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