Post by oldhoyt on Nov 14, 2024 13:28:36 GMT -5
An elderly lady goes to the doctor to complain about the gas she continually has.
She tells the doctor, "Doctor, I pass gas all the time, it's nearly constant. At least they are silent and don't smell, but I'll bet I've had gas a dozen times since I've been here and you haven't noticed!"
The doctor replies, "Very interesting. I tell you what, take one of these pills each morning and come to see me in a week".
A week goes by and the lady appears at the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but my gas now has a terrible stench. It's Awful!"
The doctor replies, "Excellent, we've cured your sinus problem, now let's see what we do for your hearing!.
She tells the doctor, "Doctor, I pass gas all the time, it's nearly constant. At least they are silent and don't smell, but I'll bet I've had gas a dozen times since I've been here and you haven't noticed!"
The doctor replies, "Very interesting. I tell you what, take one of these pills each morning and come to see me in a week".
A week goes by and the lady appears at the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but my gas now has a terrible stench. It's Awful!"
The doctor replies, "Excellent, we've cured your sinus problem, now let's see what we do for your hearing!.