Post by oldhoyt on Oct 10, 2024 15:34:19 GMT -5
A couple that was divorcing was having a custody dispute over their only child.
They were meeting with the judge and he asked the mother why she felt she deserved custody. The woman answered, "I gave birth to that child. The child literally came from my body. That's why I deserve custody."
The judge agreed that she made a very logical argument, then asked the father why he felt he deserved custody. The man took a sip from the coke he was drinking and said, "I bought this coke by putting money in the vending machine downstairs, is the coke mine?" The judge asked the mother, "Is that his coke?" "Yes, it is his coke", replied the mother.
"Excellent, that proves my point!" exclaimed the husband, "We can all agree that I made a deposit, and when the coke popped out it no longer belonged to the vending machine!"
They were meeting with the judge and he asked the mother why she felt she deserved custody. The woman answered, "I gave birth to that child. The child literally came from my body. That's why I deserve custody."
The judge agreed that she made a very logical argument, then asked the father why he felt he deserved custody. The man took a sip from the coke he was drinking and said, "I bought this coke by putting money in the vending machine downstairs, is the coke mine?" The judge asked the mother, "Is that his coke?" "Yes, it is his coke", replied the mother.
"Excellent, that proves my point!" exclaimed the husband, "We can all agree that I made a deposit, and when the coke popped out it no longer belonged to the vending machine!"