Post by oldhoyt on Sept 10, 2024 15:07:07 GMT -5
A father calls home one afternoon. His nine year old daughter picks up the phone.
The father asks the daughter to put her mother on the phone. The daughter says, "Mom's been busy upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Billy for a while now".
The father says, "Uncle Billy!?! You don't have an uncle Billy!" The daughter says "Well, he's up there with Mom sure enough".
The father says, "Go to the foot of the stairs and call up there, tell your mom I just pulled into the driveway, and then see what happens". The girl does just that, and comes back to the phone.
The father says, "Well, what happened?" The daughter says, "Mom came running out wearing just her underwear. She tripped on that little rug at the top of the stairs, came tumbling down and hit her head. She's knocked out. Uncle Billy decided to climb out the window. He jumped into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot you drained it 2 weeks ago. He's just laying there."
The father says, "Oh my god that's awful!!!.....Wait, did you say swimming pool?.....I've got the wrong number kid, sorry to bother you.
The father asks the daughter to put her mother on the phone. The daughter says, "Mom's been busy upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Billy for a while now".
The father says, "Uncle Billy!?! You don't have an uncle Billy!" The daughter says "Well, he's up there with Mom sure enough".
The father says, "Go to the foot of the stairs and call up there, tell your mom I just pulled into the driveway, and then see what happens". The girl does just that, and comes back to the phone.
The father says, "Well, what happened?" The daughter says, "Mom came running out wearing just her underwear. She tripped on that little rug at the top of the stairs, came tumbling down and hit her head. She's knocked out. Uncle Billy decided to climb out the window. He jumped into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot you drained it 2 weeks ago. He's just laying there."
The father says, "Oh my god that's awful!!!.....Wait, did you say swimming pool?.....I've got the wrong number kid, sorry to bother you.