Post by oldhoyt on Aug 15, 2024 14:36:15 GMT -5
An independent group of scientists did a study and claimed that beer produced by all of the major breweries contains trace amounts of female hormones.
Of course they had to run tests to prove it. They sent out ads to get volunteers and before long had ten groups of 100 male study participtants - 1,000 total male test subjects. They ran their test on each group deparately over a few days. They gave each man one beer every 30 minutes for six hours (12 beers in all) and watched to see what would happen.
The results were irrefutable. By hour three, the hormones started to kick in, but at the end of hour 6, 100%, that's every last one of the 1,000 participants, was talking nonsense and couldn't drive worth a lick.
Of course they had to run tests to prove it. They sent out ads to get volunteers and before long had ten groups of 100 male study participtants - 1,000 total male test subjects. They ran their test on each group deparately over a few days. They gave each man one beer every 30 minutes for six hours (12 beers in all) and watched to see what would happen.
The results were irrefutable. By hour three, the hormones started to kick in, but at the end of hour 6, 100%, that's every last one of the 1,000 participants, was talking nonsense and couldn't drive worth a lick.