Post by oldhoyt on Jul 23, 2024 11:11:45 GMT -5
When I married my wife 35 years ago, I only asked one thing of her, "Don't look in my safe".
Well, I guess curiosity finally got the best of her. When I was out she dug around, found the combination and opened the safe. It was open when I got home.
She said, "I looked in the safe, and you have some explaining to do. I found $10K and two eggs."
I told her, "I guess I should be honest. Over the years, if I had relations with another woman I put an egg in the safe.'
She was upset at first, but then said, "Well, I guess it could be worse, only two other women in 35 years."
I told her, "Not exactly, when I get a dozen in there I sell them. That's where the $10K came from."
Well, I guess curiosity finally got the best of her. When I was out she dug around, found the combination and opened the safe. It was open when I got home.
She said, "I looked in the safe, and you have some explaining to do. I found $10K and two eggs."
I told her, "I guess I should be honest. Over the years, if I had relations with another woman I put an egg in the safe.'
She was upset at first, but then said, "Well, I guess it could be worse, only two other women in 35 years."
I told her, "Not exactly, when I get a dozen in there I sell them. That's where the $10K came from."