Post by oldhoyt on May 16, 2024 13:02:39 GMT -5
"Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean that the circus has left town."
"'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean that the circus has left town."
"'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."