Post by oldhoyt on Apr 11, 2024 8:30:32 GMT -5
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they just left a little earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Smoking actually does cure weight problems...eventually.
Why is it “a penny for your thoughts”, but you have to “put your two cents in”? Who gets the extra penny?
I used to work for the factory where they make hydrants. The pay was great but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Haven’t seen him since.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'I took one look and yelled, “We're surrounded!”
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu. The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
You can't have everything. I mean, where would you put it?
Smoking actually does cure weight problems...eventually.
Why is it “a penny for your thoughts”, but you have to “put your two cents in”? Who gets the extra penny?
I used to work for the factory where they make hydrants. The pay was great but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Haven’t seen him since.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'I took one look and yelled, “We're surrounded!”
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu. The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
You can't have everything. I mean, where would you put it?