Skydiving Accident
Dec 13, 2023 14:01:09 GMT -5
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Post by oldhoyt on Dec 13, 2023 14:01:09 GMT -5
Sabrina, a young blonde, was watching the evening news with her much older husband Ernie, when the newscaster announced, "This just in… six Brazilian men plummet to their deaths in a skydiving accident…"
Upon hearing this, Sabrina suddenly started crying uncontrollably, much to the surprise of her husband. She was barely audible when she mumbled, "Oh my God! That's so sad!!"
Ernie attempted to console her. He said "Yes dear, it's sad, but they were skydiving, and had to know there was risk involved…."
Sabrina, still sobbing, asked, "I know that, but it's truly awful! I mean, exactly how many is a Brazilian?"
Upon hearing this, Sabrina suddenly started crying uncontrollably, much to the surprise of her husband. She was barely audible when she mumbled, "Oh my God! That's so sad!!"
Ernie attempted to console her. He said "Yes dear, it's sad, but they were skydiving, and had to know there was risk involved…."
Sabrina, still sobbing, asked, "I know that, but it's truly awful! I mean, exactly how many is a Brazilian?"