Post by oldhoyt on Aug 15, 2023 10:11:20 GMT -5
I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze?
He said no he quit drinking years ago. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing or hunting gear? He again said no, he quit fishing and hunting 5 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home so you can get cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back here & give you $40.
He asked me why I wanted to go to all that trouble.
I said I just want my wife to see what happens to a man when he quits drinking, fishing and hunting!
He said no he quit drinking years ago. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing or hunting gear? He again said no, he quit fishing and hunting 5 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home so you can get cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back here & give you $40.
He asked me why I wanted to go to all that trouble.
I said I just want my wife to see what happens to a man when he quits drinking, fishing and hunting!