Post by oldhoyt on Aug 11, 2023 11:13:14 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather did. Not frantically screaming like the other people in his car.
Police have confirmed that the man who passed away after falling from a nightclub roof was not a bouncer.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
Yesterday I couldn't tell if someone was waving to me or the guy behind me. I lost my job as a life guard shortly after.
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast and dismayed.
My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said "I had no idea he could".
I explained to my wife the importance of embracing one's mistakes. Then I hugged her.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather did. Not frantically screaming like the other people in his car.
Police have confirmed that the man who passed away after falling from a nightclub roof was not a bouncer.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
Yesterday I couldn't tell if someone was waving to me or the guy behind me. I lost my job as a life guard shortly after.
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast and dismayed.
My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said "I had no idea he could".
I explained to my wife the importance of embracing one's mistakes. Then I hugged her.