A pirate walks into a bar…
May 28, 2023 7:19:05 GMT -5
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Post by Woody Williams on May 28, 2023 7:19:05 GMT -5
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'
'Aye....What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: Aye....'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'Aye......We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Aye.......Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in me eye.'
Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird poop?
Pirate: ' Aye.......It was me first day with the hook. ! !
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.'
'Aye....What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: Aye....'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'Aye......We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Aye.......Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in me eye.'
Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird poop?
Pirate: ' Aye.......It was me first day with the hook. ! !