OK this one might get me tossed

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony The
woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please
allow me to help.

"I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if
you'd allow me", she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine
in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the
fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her
persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked, "How does that feel?" He!
replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.