Annual Trip to Hunting Camp

This reminds me of another hunting camp joke.

For the last 10 years or so, a guy and several friends go to hunting camp for a week, but he never brings a deer home. Just prior to the date of the trip, the guy's wife accuses him of going to camp just to drink and play cards with his friends. He assures her that they really do hunt and it's just bad luck that he never shoots a deer. So, off he goes to hunting camp. Yet again, he returns with no deer. His wife asks how the hunting was. "Great", he says, "Saw the biggest buck of my life but when I tried to shoot, the bullet was a dud." "That's too bad", she says, "Other than that it was a good hunt?" "Yes, he says, "But one thing, I had to wear the same underwear all week because you forgot to pack any". "Oh I packed them", she says. "Really, where?" he says. She says, "If you had ever opened your rifle case, you'd know!"