Some blonde jokes

Reminds me of the blonde driving to work one AM. She looks out in a hayfield and there's another blonde out in the middle, sitting in a rowboat, rowing for all she's worth. The blonde driver pulls over, get's out of her car and yells to the blonde in the boat, "It's dumb blondes like you that give us all a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Then there were the two blondes that decided to try deer hunting. They took hunter's safety and passed with flying colors. They read books, bought their equipment, practiced shooting at the range and even scouted several areas to find promising sign. Opening day rolled around and they were up early discussing where they should sit to take best advantage of the wind direction. They quietly got to their spot before first light and began their first hunt. An hour after shooting light a very nice buck strolled into view. One blonde said to the other, "That's the buck for me!" and she calmly aimed and fired, dropping the buck nearly in his tracks. They field dressed the buck and were dragging it out when they met a male hunter. He congratulated the ladies on their fine trophy but suggested to them that they might find it easier to drag the deer by the antlers instead of the rear legs. The blondes took exception to this advice and one replied to the male hunter, "Look mister, just because we're blond doesn't make us stupid. We thought of that already, but we're parked on the road just over this ridge. If we dragged him from the other end that would have taken us further from the truck!"