Post by gillgrabber on Mar 26, 2016 10:26:22 GMT -5
Bob was born into a wealthy family with a Father worth Billions but Bob seemed to live a cursed life. His Mother passed when he was just a Lad. To make things worse, Bob's Father believed every man should make his own fortune in life and only provided Bob a meager allowance which was just enough to live on. Bob never amounted to much as he failed at everything. Bob knew he wouldn't inherit any money until his Father passed away.
One day Bob went to visit his Father who told him he had a terminal illness and only 6 months to live. Bob secretly thought "At least I'll be rich soon!"
On the way home Bob stopped at the local tavern for a few beers. At the other end of the bar was a beautiful woman. Bob had never seen her before and couldn't keep his eyes off her. He finally worked up the nerve to go over and buy her a drink. He told her "I may not look like much now, but my Billionaire Father has only 6 months to live and I stand to inherit his fortune when he passes. I'll soon be one of the wealthiest men in the State."
The woman asked if that was really true. Bob pulled out his Father's business card and said "Look....here's my Father's card, the name of his company, his address, and phone number. I have the same last name. Call him if you want to verify it." The woman told Bob she would be in touch and left.
A month later Bob received a thank you card from the woman advising she was now his Step-Mother. Women have always been better at financial planning then men.
One day Bob went to visit his Father who told him he had a terminal illness and only 6 months to live. Bob secretly thought "At least I'll be rich soon!"
On the way home Bob stopped at the local tavern for a few beers. At the other end of the bar was a beautiful woman. Bob had never seen her before and couldn't keep his eyes off her. He finally worked up the nerve to go over and buy her a drink. He told her "I may not look like much now, but my Billionaire Father has only 6 months to live and I stand to inherit his fortune when he passes. I'll soon be one of the wealthiest men in the State."
The woman asked if that was really true. Bob pulled out his Father's business card and said "Look....here's my Father's card, the name of his company, his address, and phone number. I have the same last name. Call him if you want to verify it." The woman told Bob she would be in touch and left.
A month later Bob received a thank you card from the woman advising she was now his Step-Mother. Women have always been better at financial planning then men.
