Post by drs on May 10, 2015 7:11:33 GMT -5
NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
Postal Service raises first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise
is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure
for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and
Floruba.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even
though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter
and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last
remaining conservative
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up
newspapers must be registered by January
2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with
voting machines.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime. Re-elect no one.
NOT CONFIRMED BY SNOPES.
Guns have two enemies; Rust and Politicians .