Post by schall53 on Mar 2, 2015 20:39:38 GMT -5
SHERIFF EXAM IN TEXAS
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up
big, 6' 2" strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had
only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really
shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what
you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before
you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim
extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
I LOVE TEXAS
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up
big, 6' 2" strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had
only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really
shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what
you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before
you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim
extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
I LOVE TEXAS
