Post by gillgrabber on Jan 3, 2015 6:27:25 GMT -5
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties and the other is a retired 66 year old Navy pilot.
The circus owner tells them,"I'm not going to sugar coat it, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip, and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion snarls and pants and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen anything like that in my life." He then turns to the old(er) pilot and asks, "Can you top that?
The old fly-boy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
