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Post by featherduster on Dec 11, 2014 12:00:54 GMT -5
I got this from a friend and thought I would share.
WHERE TO GO FOR LUNCH AFTER GOLF
After a game of golf, a foursome of golfers, friends since high school and all at age 40, discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young; good looking; had big breasts; and, wore short-shorts.
Because of their career paths, the four men were all now living in different parts of the country far apart, so they all agreed to get together for golf every ten years.
Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good; they had many televisions to watch the games on; and, the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking; they could dine in peace; and, it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible; and, had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before
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Post by gillgrabber on Dec 11, 2014 19:02:31 GMT -5
I'm stealing that one.
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