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jrw
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Wal-Mart greeter Dec 9, 2014 4:32:00 GMT -5 via Tapatalk bullseye69 likes this

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Post by jrw on Dec 9, 2014 4:32:00 GMT -5

A contemptuous, ragged, white-trash of a woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two sons, yelling unnecessarily at them. The greeter says to the woman, "Those are some great looking boys you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman replies hatefully, "No, you idiot. This one is nine, and the other is five. Why would you think they are twins?"

To which the greeter says, "I just can't believe anybody would sleep with you twice."

featherduster Major Contributor Posts: 10,305	Wal-Mart greeter Dec 9, 2014 6:22:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by featherduster on Dec 9, 2014 6:22:37 GMT -5 That's a good one.

gillgrabber Major Contributor Posts: 692	Wal-Mart greeter Dec 11, 2014 19:03:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gillgrabber on Dec 11, 2014 19:03:06 GMT -5 HAHAHAHA!
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bullseye69 Major Contributor "Just waiting for the hammer to fall" Posts: 4,496	Wal-Mart greeter Dec 31, 2014 17:33:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bullseye69 on Dec 31, 2014 17:33:07 GMT -5 HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Post by jrw on Dec 9, 2014 4:32:00 GMT -5

Post by featherduster on Dec 9, 2014 6:22:37 GMT -5

Post by gillgrabber on Dec 11, 2014 19:03:06 GMT -5

Post by bullseye69 on Dec 31, 2014 17:33:07 GMT -5