Post by gillgrabber on Sept 24, 2014 21:02:24 GMT -5
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, the Colonel informed the group that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in saying it was 75% work.
A Captain said it was 50% work.
A lieutenant responded with 25% work depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the young PFC in charge of making coffee and asked for HIS opinion.
Without any hesitation, the PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and asked why he said that.
The PFC respectfully replied "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in saying it was 75% work.
A Captain said it was 50% work.
A lieutenant responded with 25% work depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the young PFC in charge of making coffee and asked for HIS opinion.
Without any hesitation, the PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and asked why he said that.
The PFC respectfully replied "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
but it's still a good one!!!