Post by featherduster on Jan 23, 2014 15:21:00 GMT -5
U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where
are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,"We are
invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by
the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up
again and shouts,"No, we're the last four. The other 12 million are already
there!"
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where
are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,"We are
invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by
the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up
again and shouts,"No, we're the last four. The other 12 million are already
there!"
