Post by gillgrabber on Nov 13, 2013 6:19:35 GMT -5
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked
up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide.
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband; that's against the
law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide.
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband; that's against the
law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
