Post by gillgrabber on May 26, 2013 6:45:17 GMT -5
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered,”but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed."
After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, and etc. I thanked my host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really p****d "
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. Where is she, anyway?"
"Under the cart!" I said....
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered,”but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed."
After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, and etc. I thanked my host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really p****d "
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. Where is she, anyway?"
"Under the cart!" I said....
