Post by gillgrabber on May 9, 2013 6:52:41 GMT -5
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl sitting at a table with an empty chair: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved quickly to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I have learned how to screw people!
He asked a girl sitting at a table with an empty chair: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved quickly to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I have learned how to screw people!