Post by gillgrabber on Apr 20, 2013 0:30:06 GMT -5
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem: the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee had little sense so the Keeper thought it was worth a try. The Zoo Keeper approached him with a proposition: Would Bobby Lee be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the
lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt
Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this
condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come
up with the $500.00.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee had little sense so the Keeper thought it was worth a try. The Zoo Keeper approached him with a proposition: Would Bobby Lee be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the
lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt
Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this
condition.
"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come
up with the $500.00.