Post by gillgrabber on Mar 28, 2013 8:21:24 GMT -5
Joe Biden went to his doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me Doc, I hurt all over. I just can't stand it and I don't know what's happening to me", said Biden.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
Biden touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled, "Owie, that hurts." He touched his left butt cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told him his diagnosis,..... "Mr. Biden, you have a broken finger."
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me Doc, I hurt all over. I just can't stand it and I don't know what's happening to me", said Biden.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
Biden touched his right knee with his index finger and yelled, "Owie, that hurts." He touched his left butt cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told him his diagnosis,..... "Mr. Biden, you have a broken finger."
