Post by gillgrabber on Feb 28, 2013 21:25:39 GMT -5
Three retired men are meeting at the local coffee shop one morning.
The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm sixty years old. Every morning at 7:00 A.M. I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems? I'm seventy years old. Every morning at 8:00 A.M. I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Listen Fellas: I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 7:00 A.M. sharp I urinate, and every morning at 8:00 A.M. I move my bowels."
The other guys reply "That's Great! And you're complaining?
The 80 year old replies "Yea, because I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M.."
The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm sixty years old. Every morning at 7:00 A.M. I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems? I'm seventy years old. Every morning at 8:00 A.M. I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Listen Fellas: I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 7:00 A.M. sharp I urinate, and every morning at 8:00 A.M. I move my bowels."
The other guys reply "That's Great! And you're complaining?
The 80 year old replies "Yea, because I don't wake up until 9:00 A.M.."