Post by gillgrabber on Feb 20, 2013 23:20:49 GMT -5
A bartender is getting ready to close for the evening when he sees a drunk stumble towards the bathroom. A few minutes later he hears a loud, blood curdling scream. A minute later he hears another scream that reverberates through the entire bar.
The bartender runs into the bathroom and asks "What's all the screaming about in here?".
"I'm jus' sittin' here on the toilet" slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, sumthin' comes up and squeezes my privates."
The bartender looks into the stall and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
The bartender runs into the bathroom and asks "What's all the screaming about in here?".
"I'm jus' sittin' here on the toilet" slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, sumthin' comes up and squeezes my privates."
The bartender looks into the stall and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"