Post by gillgrabber on Feb 5, 2013 23:22:03 GMT -5
On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. The Highway Department informs us that you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street this evening, so the snowploughs can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
A couple of weeks later, they were again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......."
Just then, the power went off.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"
With all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married can exhibit, the husband replied, "Sweetie Pie, why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. The Highway Department informs us that you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street this evening, so the snowploughs can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
A couple of weeks later, they were again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......."
Just then, the power went off.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"
With all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married can exhibit, the husband replied, "Sweetie Pie, why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"