Post by gillgrabber on Jan 31, 2013 22:20:23 GMT -5
During his physical examination, the doctor asked Stan about his
normal exercise routine. Stan described a typical day this way:
"Yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk through about 6 miles of some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes in my eyes.
I avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"No," he replied,
"I'm just a lousy golfer".
normal exercise routine. Stan described a typical day this way:
"Yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk through about 6 miles of some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes in my eyes.
I avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"No," he replied,
"I'm just a lousy golfer".
