Two Blondes

StingyRog Senior Member If guns kill people then pencils misspell words! Posts: 180	Two Blondes May 12, 2012 17:23:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StingyRog on May 12, 2012 17:23:32 GMT -5 Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1. "Do what?" asked Blonde #2. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
	Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. The End Watching Soccer: Gods cure for Amnesia!

featherduster Major Contributor Posts: 10,297	Two Blondes May 13, 2012 6:10:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by featherduster on May 13, 2012 6:10:49 GMT -5 That's not a bad idea.

doubler New Member Posts: 7	Two Blondes May 13, 2012 10:31:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by doubler on May 13, 2012 10:31:44 GMT -5 Featherduster, that's because you are blonde.

Genesis 27:3 Major Contributor Posts: 3,199	Two Blondes Jun 15, 2012 11:23:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Genesis 27:3 on Jun 15, 2012 11:23:06 GMT -5 LOL!
	I'd rather be at the bottom of a ladder I want to climb than half way up one I don't.