Post by gillgrabber on Apr 10, 2012 20:25:26 GMT -5
Three convicts were riding the bus on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
The first convict turned to the second and asked "So, what did you bring?" He pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of the State Penitentiary."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skating...."
The first convict turned to the second and asked "So, what did you bring?" He pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of the State Penitentiary."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skating...."
