Post by Woody Williams on Nov 15, 2005 7:11:48 GMT -5
An old farmer in North Carolina was out ploughing one day and heard some
shots. Looking, he saw a feller shoot down a goose and it landed on the
farmer's side of a barbed wire fence.
As a feller was about to climb over the fence to retrieve the goose, the
farmer said, "Whoa feller, what do you think you're doing?"
The man answered, "getting my goose".
The farmer said, " Your goose? It's on my land." The man getting upset
told the farmer that he's one of them high falluting lawyers from
Washington, DC and if he didn't let him get the goose, he'd sue him.
The farmer said, "Down here we don't sue nobody. We settle things with
the "three kick rule". The lawyer asked what the "three kick rule" was.
The farmer said, "We each take turns kicking the other until one of us
gives up".
Thinking, the lawyer thought to himself, I can take this old guy
anytime. So the lawyer says OK.
The farmer got down off his tractor and walked toward the lawyer. The
farmer asked, "You ready?" and the lawyer said, "Yeah, old man"...
The first kick to the groin dropped the lawyer right where he stood. The
second kick was to the area of the ribs and he heard a sickening,
cracking sound. Laying on the ground now, the lawyer looked up just in
time to see the third kick coming and striking the side of his head.
Groggily, the lawyer got up after a minute or so and said, "OK old man,
my turn".
The farmer turned away and said, "Naw, I give in, you can have the goose."
shots. Looking, he saw a feller shoot down a goose and it landed on the
farmer's side of a barbed wire fence.
As a feller was about to climb over the fence to retrieve the goose, the
farmer said, "Whoa feller, what do you think you're doing?"
The man answered, "getting my goose".
The farmer said, " Your goose? It's on my land." The man getting upset
told the farmer that he's one of them high falluting lawyers from
Washington, DC and if he didn't let him get the goose, he'd sue him.
The farmer said, "Down here we don't sue nobody. We settle things with
the "three kick rule". The lawyer asked what the "three kick rule" was.
The farmer said, "We each take turns kicking the other until one of us
gives up".
Thinking, the lawyer thought to himself, I can take this old guy
anytime. So the lawyer says OK.
The farmer got down off his tractor and walked toward the lawyer. The
farmer asked, "You ready?" and the lawyer said, "Yeah, old man"...
The first kick to the groin dropped the lawyer right where he stood. The
second kick was to the area of the ribs and he heard a sickening,
cracking sound. Laying on the ground now, the lawyer looked up just in
time to see the third kick coming and striking the side of his head.
Groggily, the lawyer got up after a minute or so and said, "OK old man,
my turn".
The farmer turned away and said, "Naw, I give in, you can have the goose."
