Post by gillgrabber on Jan 17, 2012 8:17:54 GMT -5
An old man goes to the barber for a haircut. The barber finishes and asks him if he would like a shave as well.
The old man replies "I'd love one, but i can't. My skin is so old and wrinkled that I just can't get a decent shave anymore."
The barber says "Try this" and reaches up on the shelf and takes a little wooden ball out of a cup. He tells the old man "Put this in your mouth and move it around as I shave you. It'll stretch out your skin and remove the wrinkles so I can shave you close."
The old man does as suggested and gets the best shave of his life. He thanks the barber, tips him an extra $20, and asks "But what would have happened if I had swallowed the ball?"
The barber replies "Just do like everyone else does and bring it back tomorrow."
The old man replies "I'd love one, but i can't. My skin is so old and wrinkled that I just can't get a decent shave anymore."
The barber says "Try this" and reaches up on the shelf and takes a little wooden ball out of a cup. He tells the old man "Put this in your mouth and move it around as I shave you. It'll stretch out your skin and remove the wrinkles so I can shave you close."
The old man does as suggested and gets the best shave of his life. He thanks the barber, tips him an extra $20, and asks "But what would have happened if I had swallowed the ball?"
The barber replies "Just do like everyone else does and bring it back tomorrow."
