Post by Sasquatch on Jan 15, 2012 14:53:14 GMT -5
A group of bikers was riding into Key West when they saw a girl about to jump off the Cow Key Channel bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss a golden opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she finished, the biker said; "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had. That's a real talent you’re wasting. Why are you, such a beautiful young thing with such a passion for romance, even thinking of committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss a golden opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she finished, the biker said; "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had. That's a real talent you’re wasting. Why are you, such a beautiful young thing with such a passion for romance, even thinking of committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
