"Tough [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Woowoo1/censored.gif[/IMG] American"
Jan 11, 2012 8:05:16 GMT -5
Post by kodiak50 on Jan 11, 2012 8:05:16 GMT -5
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican illegal immigrant
outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and
eight children.
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --
PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in
his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a
three-car garage in Lake Havasu on
the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest
of my relatives who still live in my
country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and --
PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with
a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ
in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with
American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball
cap instead of this sombrero. And I
want to have white skin like Americans" --- and
PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing
worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a
baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my
new house?"
*THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . ..
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD .......
*
*The fairy said: "Tough
, Amigo, now that you are a white American,
you have to fend for yourself."*
outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and
eight children.
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --
PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in
his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a
three-car garage in Lake Havasu on
the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest
of my relatives who still live in my
country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and --
PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with
a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ
in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with
American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball
cap instead of this sombrero. And I
want to have white skin like Americans" --- and
PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing
worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a
baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my
new house?"
*THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . ..
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD .......
*
*The fairy said: "Tough
, Amigo, now that you are a white American,you have to fend for yourself."*