Post by trapperdave on Dec 20, 2011 8:23:08 GMT -5
A older woman was riding on the bus one day when she overheard a couple of italian men in conversation.
One guy says to the other....
Ya, Emma come first, den I come.
Den two asses come together.
Den I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
Den I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
The lady can take no more,"You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country we don't speak publicly out loud about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man "I'm justa tellin my frienda how to spella da Mississippi."
One guy says to the other....
Ya, Emma come first, den I come.
Den two asses come together.
Den I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
Den I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
The lady can take no more,"You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country we don't speak publicly out loud about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man "I'm justa tellin my frienda how to spella da Mississippi."
haha