Post by gillgrabber on Apr 27, 2011 23:09:01 GMT -5
A man travels to Ireland on vacation and decides to go golfing. He drives down the fairway, slices into the woods, and hears a scream. He investigates and finds his ball hit a leprechaun in the back of the head knocking him out cold. The man is tending the injured leprechaun when it wakes up and says "You got me; therefore, I owe you 3 wishes."
The man declines the wishes, says he's just happy to see the leprechaun is alright, apologizes for hitting him, and walks away.
The leprechaun decides to grant him the 3 wishes anyway. He figures every man wants: 1) good health, 2) Lots of money, and 3) Lots of sex so he makes it happen.
The following year the man returns to Ireland on vacation and is walking down the same fairway when the leprechaun pops out and says "Remember me? How have you been Sir?"
The man stops for a chat and the leprechaun asks "How's your health?".
The man replies that he's been in great health, lost weight, went off his B/P meds, and amazed the Doctors.
The leprechaun asks "How are you finances?"
The man replies "Great! Every time I put my hand in my pocket I find $1,000. I've got more money than I know what to do with."
The leprechaun finally asks "How's your sex life?"
The man replies "Funny you should ask. It's rather embarrassing to be honest. I'm having sex 1-2 times a week."
The leprechaun says "That's not so bad is it?"
The man replies "Not bad for a Priest in a small town!"
The man declines the wishes, says he's just happy to see the leprechaun is alright, apologizes for hitting him, and walks away.
The leprechaun decides to grant him the 3 wishes anyway. He figures every man wants: 1) good health, 2) Lots of money, and 3) Lots of sex so he makes it happen.
The following year the man returns to Ireland on vacation and is walking down the same fairway when the leprechaun pops out and says "Remember me? How have you been Sir?"
The man stops for a chat and the leprechaun asks "How's your health?".
The man replies that he's been in great health, lost weight, went off his B/P meds, and amazed the Doctors.
The leprechaun asks "How are you finances?"
The man replies "Great! Every time I put my hand in my pocket I find $1,000. I've got more money than I know what to do with."
The leprechaun finally asks "How's your sex life?"
The man replies "Funny you should ask. It's rather embarrassing to be honest. I'm having sex 1-2 times a week."
The leprechaun says "That's not so bad is it?"
The man replies "Not bad for a Priest in a small town!"
