Post by drs on Mar 20, 2011 6:59:15 GMT -5
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,
"Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville ...
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"Amnesty for Illegal's,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And...
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
"Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville ...
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"Amnesty for Illegal's,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And...
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
