Post by gillgrabber on Jan 27, 2011 22:38:23 GMT -5
A lady goes to the marriage counselor and says "I'm worried. My husband and I are fighting more and more these days. Every time he gets home from work we argue. It's getting worse. What can you do to help me?"
The counselor replies "Try this: As soon as your husband walks in the door tonight, take a drink of water and swish it around in your mouth. That should do the trick."
The woman was perplexed but decided to give it a try. She kept a bottle of water nearby and as soon as her husband got home she took a sip and started swishing it around. Sure enough, they had a nice evening and didn't argue. She did the same thing the next 2 nights with the same results.
She went back to the see the counselor, reported her success, and said "It's amazing, but we haven't argued in 3 nights. I can't figure out how it works. Can you tell me the secret?"
The counselor replied: "It's simple really.....it keeps YOU from talking."
The counselor replies "Try this: As soon as your husband walks in the door tonight, take a drink of water and swish it around in your mouth. That should do the trick."
The woman was perplexed but decided to give it a try. She kept a bottle of water nearby and as soon as her husband got home she took a sip and started swishing it around. Sure enough, they had a nice evening and didn't argue. She did the same thing the next 2 nights with the same results.
She went back to the see the counselor, reported her success, and said "It's amazing, but we haven't argued in 3 nights. I can't figure out how it works. Can you tell me the secret?"
The counselor replied: "It's simple really.....it keeps YOU from talking."
