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Post by Decatur on Jan 19, 2011 9:51:53 GMT -5
I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that were strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It's now 4 PM, both drowned, and neither authority responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps... ;D
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Post by featherduster on Jan 20, 2011 9:37:43 GMT -5
If you ever find yourself in this situation again...........I will pay you for those stamps. LOL.
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Post by Genesis 27:3 on Jan 24, 2011 21:04:50 GMT -5
Heck! I'll by you a whole book!
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