Post by daviesshunter on Nov 25, 2010 20:18:18 GMT -5
A kindergarten student told his teacher he had found a cat, but that it was dead.
"How did you know the cat was dead?" his teacher asked.
"Because I
ed in it's ear and it didn't move" the child replied innocently.
"You did WHAT!!?? the teacher cried.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
"How did you know the cat was dead?" his teacher asked.
"Because I
ed in it's ear and it didn't move" the child replied innocently. "You did WHAT!!?? the teacher cried.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."